We have Marines in your area, and I was wondering if you’d like a free estimate?
A lot of your neighbours have been happy with our services, that include unilateral invasion, destruction of existing the government, removal of insurgents, and double width patio doors. In fact its possible we have visited you before but didn’t get a chance to finish.
We are also prepared to install a democracy FREE in your country for advertising purposes.
Whatever you decide, I’m sure you’ll be seeing us soon.
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de 11.25.04 at 3:45 am
Hi, my names George!
Am I speaking to the owner of this nation?
I’m calling from KKK Double Glazing.
We have Marines in your area, and I was wondering if you’d like a free estimate?
A lot of your neighbours have been happy with our services, that include unilateral invasion, destruction of existing the government, removal of insurgents, and double width patio doors. In fact its possible we have visited you before but didn’t get a chance to finish.
We are also prepared to install a democracy FREE in your country for advertising purposes.
Whatever you decide, I’m sure you’ll be seeing us soon.
No salesman will call.
We’ll let ourselves in.