I’ve been following with some amusement the enormous fuss in India over a video snippet created with the aid of a mobile phone. Somehow, this snippet was posted on Bazee, the Indian version of eBay and caught the attention of a number of authorities. The Americanised Indian who heads that organisation has been jailed; he is sleeping on the floor of a cell which he shares with 70 hardcore criminals intent on defiling his anal integrity. It’s a bit like the German head of AOL who a while ago was jailed because some moron was posting anti-semitic material somewhere on an AOL-hosted website.
The fuss has reached the Indian parliament and has even attracted the ire of the arch-bitch-of-the-universe Condom-Lisa Rice. She should know better than to stick her filthy snout into the affairs of another democratic nation. Stick to raping Iraq you loathsome whore of Babylon. (Sorry, got a little side-tracked there!)
The point is, all this over a schoolboy of 17, who captured for digital posterity, the act of his girfriend, 16 going down on him. Naturally, both pupils have been expelled from their prestigious Delhi school over the furore.
What pissed me off was not the fuss and the attention - it was the nagging question in the back of my head - “Was I the only 17 year old not getting blown??”
Never mind 17!!! The years rolled on, and on, and on…
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