After sending a detailed response to Moorcroft, who are the debt recovery company for Three - that third division mobile operator, whoops, I meant third generation, I received the following:
DEAR MR AHMAD
RE : THREE
FURTHER TO YOUR RECENT CORRESPONDENCE, I WRITE TO CONFIRM THAT WE REQUIRE A MONTHLY REPAYMENT PROPOSAL YOU CAN AFFORD AND MAINTAIN TO ENABLE US TO ASSIST YOU FURTHER.
YOURS SINCERELY,
A.J.MARTIN
ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT
(Yes, they wrote in caps, or rather, their computer did)
You will see just how absurd this reponse is when you see my original letter to these morons:
Dear Sir/Madam,
Re: Moorcroft reference 008088939664(D-PC62)
Further to your letter dated 21/1/2005, I’m writing to ask for more time to deal with the matter. I will be happy to contact you by 21/2/2005.
In the meantime, I wish to advise you that I strongly contest any debt claimed by your client. I have not received a reply to letters I have sent them, or phone calls I have made to them. I have made detailed notes of all my dealings with your client and look forward to fighting them in court where I expect to win and to recover costs.
I want to add that I am currently in tens of thousands of pounds of debt, I am on Income Based Job Seekers Allowance, my health is very poor and I have sought advice from the Fulham Citizens Advice Bureau. In the extremely unlikely event that your client remains arrogant enough to try to take me to court for money they aren’t entitled to, and in the even unlikelier event that they win, I still wouldn’t have a penny to give. I very much doubt this eventuality, but perhaps your client would like to bear the above in mind before pursuing a case where they have behaved so atrociously.
Note that I haven’t used the 3 service for most of 2004. Please advise your client accordingly and if I don’t hear from you before the 21st of February 2005, I shall write to you again with details of my correspondence with your client and other parties.
Yours faithfully,
Shahid Ahmad
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