Bitter Wind

by shahid on March 23, 2005

Do you see the collar the dog in the picture is wearing? If you have a cat or a dog, you’ll know that they have to wear these things under vet’s orders to stop them touching an operation scar or something.

It occurred to me after a particularly virulent bout of post-refried-beans-assisted gaseous gunge epxunged from my clunge that one of these would do me just fine. At least then only others would reap the noxious harvest of my winds of “OMG I need a change” and I would be safe. As long as I only moved forward.

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