Let me tell you about my ride on the number 9 bus from Olympia to Hyde Park Corner yesterday.
I carry a rucksack as a matter-of-course nowadays. It is de rigeur equipment for the U.P.S.E.T. (Urban Paki, Stigmatised, Excluded & Targetted). My rucksack doesn’t have any explosives or detonators in it. It never has had, never will. Of course, that doesn’t stop loads of people from thinking that it might. These sheep, their intelligence moulded by the media, even the supposedly clever amongst them look at me nervously, accusingly and hatefully. That’s right, because of course, I did it, didn’t I? Or was it the paki next to me? Because we all look the same, right?
I got on the bus and went upstairs. I sat near the back. Nobody sits at the back of the top-deck of a double-decker bus nowadays except foreigners and the U.P.S.E.T. I removed my rucksack and sat down. A man on the seat opposite, wearing a rucksack, decorator’s clothnig and suspicion, turned to me and asked loudly: “What’s in the bag?”
Here we go I thought. I took a deep breath and bought some time for more thought. The whole bus now had his attention. We had an audience. I could feel the tension crackle up a few notches on the Sphincter-Scale.
“What’s in yours?” I answered.
“Painting tools. What’s in yours?”
“Why are you asking?” I was still buying time.
“I work as a security guard. Bags make me nervous nowadays”
“So why did you ask me, do you think I’m a terrorist?” I was cross, but firm and in control. I wondered if anyone on the bus would give a shit that I was the one being targetted because of media bulslhit, police bullshit and politican bullshit when half of them had rucksacks. Only one man half-cocked his head, but everybody else just fidgeted, waiting for the outcome. Would I scream “ALLAHU-AKBAR!!!!” and detonate, or would I just meekly get off the bus because pakis and Muslims are as welcome a sight in a public place as a circle of shit on a wedding cake.
“I didn’t say that. Bags just make me nervous. Bombs and all that.”
He was just a sheep, he didn’t seem like a bad man, so I answered vaguely “I have my work stuff”
He went through his phone, as if to call the police I thought, or perhaps the Anti-Paki-Hotline or maybe he was just calling a friend. Maybe he’d just ask the audience on the bus for a 50/50. He showed me his phone “that’s me, you see, I work as a security guard”. It looked like him in a security outfit. I wondered why he was painting and decorating was part of his “job”.
“If anything was wrong, I’d just call the police” he continued
“That’s understandable” I said, non-commitally, loudly and that was that.
I wanted to continue, but I had nothing to say. What could I say? The myth is complete. This is all a conspiracy takes. Why did no one say “why are you giving him hassle”? When three men attempted to beat and rob a friend of a friend at Kings Cross station recently and he managed to finally defend himself despite acid in the face, where was the fucking Blitz spirit then?
The people who think conspiracies or cover-ups are impossible are deluding themselves. People aren’t interested in the fucking truth. The majority just want to believe in a common story. They don’t want to be excluded. They want to be part of the pack. If the whole country believes that it was a suicide bombing, despite zero evidence, that’s right, ZERO evidence of suicide bombing, because the police have expressed doubt in it themselves, then who will stand up and say anything else? And if they did, who would believe them? When it is that simple to deceive the majority (and who cares about the apologies printed a decade later in 4 point Gothic script in a section of the paper that nobody reads) - then what is there to cover up?
Nobody takes sides. The thugs win.
The innocent fathers get kicked to death by a gang of teenage thugs. Nobody helps.
Drunken louts in every street centre. They turn the city that tax-payers pay for the protection of into no-go areas.
Drug-assisted rape in every pub. Men use mobile phones to video the rape instead of to call the police.
Is this the set of values that Tony Blair and that two-timing-Currie-porking-sweaty-lipped-cunt John Major hold so dear? Which world are they living in?
All it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing. You can’t actually blame the good people. They step in, to help, they get killed. That’s why people mind their own business. They have little context, and a history of set-ups and scams that involve con-tricks, and when they help, they are alone, and usually get their heads kicked in. Best just stay out of it.
So what will happen next? I am holding my breath waiting to get jumped by some brainwashed do-gooder looking out for pakis with rucksacks. I mean, fuck it, if they’re executing Brazilians in jean-jackets, what fucking chance do the rest of us have?
I wonder, if a paki, any paki, gets kicked to death on a street in this country, who will help?
The desire to cling onto the media-reported story is deeply ingrained in the psyche of people. It is a common story, a thread that runs through the country from the past to the future, that people can cling onto and believe in. The country is more about what was in the papers, and what happened on Big Brother and Pop Idol than any political event or God forbid, the truth. This is what defines the shared idea of what this country is. Not so much a case of “History” as “Whostory?”. The people will always believe in the suicide bomber theory because it is easier to do so, because it’s been in all the papers, because everyone’s seen the papers, because that’s what the editors want people to see, because it’s easier to remember the headlines than it is to find the truth. It has ever been thus.
Oh, the guy on the bus? I wanted to point out to him that 5 out of 8 of the patsies, I mean suspects, I mean CONFIRMED PAKI SUICIDE BOMBERS OF THE EVIL IDEOLOGY OF ISLAM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED were actually black and that perhaps I had more right to ask him if he had a bomb on him, because ironically, in this arse-about-tit situation, he was black. Thanks mate.