
From the original in the Guardian
Pointing her mobile phone at Mr Morley the teenage girl, known by her graffiti tag of Zobbs, said, “We’re doing a documentary on happy slapping. Pose for the camera.”
That cue began an assault so violent that Mr Morley was left with 44 impact injuries and a ruptured spleen.
His friend, Alastair Whitehead, watched the girl land the final kicks to his head. “She kicked him like you would kick a football or rugby ball, just swinging her right foot back and kicking him really hard in the head,” he said.
“She did that two or three times, maybe more. The image of it will stay with me for ever.”
My regulars know my feelings on this kind of thing. The inhumanity, the injustice, the violence upsets me to the core. A life wasted and cruelly, sadistically, unrepentantly ended. Many more shattered. When I realise that more and more children are doing this, and in fact, more and more girls, it brings tears to my eyes.
Anyone with any illusions that this country is civilised need look no further than what is happening on a more frequent basis in our secondary schools between girls. Anyone who wants to see just how vulgar city life is, need only visit a town centre at night and hear the odious and disgraceful sound of lecherous and utterly drunk women shouting obscenities, vying to outdo the foulest of men in their own portrayal of girl power. Yeah - girl power - you slappers really rank up there with Mother Theresa don’t you?
What is your achievement? Drinking more than ever? Fighting more than ever? Killing more than ever? Being more vulgar than ever? If the spirit of a nation is to be found in the strength of its women, then Iran is way ahead of the UK now. As is every Muslim country. Ahead of the US too. Will your heroine Lyndie England (ha) please stand up? Because I want her killed slowly and mercilessly. Will the Women’s Institute please stand up? So that you can take back the beautiful womanhood this country once boasted?
As for this most recent attack, these scum are being done for manslaughter. What? Is our education so in tatters that the execrable lowlife that perpetrated this brutal murder never learned that a kick to the head is often fatal? And that several kicks to the head will do a person in surer than a bullet in the midriff?
Here’s what I would do. And I’ll tell you why later.
I would have the ringleading bitch, Zobbo the Yobbo, punched and kicked coldly and savagely to death by a gang of four clowns. There would be none of the long, drawn out wait of the US legal system. Once they were found guilty (and as guilty as sin in this case, their own mobile footage saw to that) the sentence would be carried out within the week. It would be done publicly. It would all be captured on mobile phones and webcams and shown to every child and grown-up in the country. Of course, the rest of the gang would have already been done in similar manner, and the shitstainzobbcunt would have had to watch each of them dying on her own mobile phone.
And in reading the following, you will understand why we need to punch the mouth that keeps biting the hand that feeds it.
“Dear children. Don’t attack innocent people. If you do, you will get caught and you will suffer really badly. Watch these final kicks to this cunt’s head. Go on. Watch carefully. We have recorded them in ultra-slow-mo so that you can see the little violent whore’s face caving in. She doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it with all that mucous and blood and tears flowing freely all over her face, does she? So children, please remember. It’s not just all about you. There are other people in society too. And you must respect them and their right to liberty and safety from aggression. If you don’t, society is no longer tolerant of your behaviour. Good night children. Sleep well.”

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de 12.16.05 at 1:38 pm
The report does sound like a modern reworking of Clockwork Orange. We just don’t have the Russian media infiltration.
I don’t know what to say about the increasing female violent behaviour - its unquestionably there and no one seems to talk about it. A malicious twist to equality certainly. And I hear the words “Broken society” coalescing into something more than a theme.
Anonymous 01.05.06 at 5:38 am
That’s real odd! You have made some, shall I say, “assertive” statements about “zoob” or whatever her name is, and yet you dont even mention the three pakis who murdered ONE WHITE MAN on his own … IN THE DARK. Who then went onto boast about it at east London university! HOW ODD!!!
Yeah yeah yeah Iran is better than England. How come you don’t live there then? Ha! ha! Pathetic.