I should explain. Bed and Breakfast is Paki Rhyming Slang (that’s made up too) for “B&B”. Of course, B&B are Bliar and Bushler. Two of the biggest Satan-fuckees this planet has ever had the misfortune of getting fucked over by.
Oh, the picture? It’s how we in the civilised West treat the enemy. This is our humanity. Oh, we gang-rape women, we cluster-bomb civilian villages, we use napalm variants on children and we carpet bomb mountain-dwellers. Civilised, aren’t we? That’s how we carry people, on C130 transporter craft, to various torture centres around the world, including the oh-so-civilised-Qur’an-flushing-rock-playing-nipple-shocking-Gitmo.
This is our humanity. This is what marks us out as civilised compared to those barbarians who are trying to take away our freedoms. Except that we have no freedom. What we do have, is freedom from napalm. For now.
Look, we trashed Afghanistan because they wouldn’t hand over Bin Laden. They didn’t hand him over, because they didn’t have to, it’s their sodding country. And they probably couldn’t find him anyway. So what did we do? We bombed them back to the erm, they were already in the stone age, weren’t they? Anyway, we fucking showed them.
What remains to be asked, with some legitimate and wholly justified concern over the death of fair-play it should be added, is simply this:
What was to stop Chile cluster bombing the shit out of us when we didn’t hand Pinochet back?
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