From the monthly archives:

October 2006

United KKKingdom

by shahid on October 23, 2006


Could I be any more integrated? I have often asked myself this as I washed my face for the fourth time in a row, bent over a sink full of bleach with my eyes red and stinging.

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I’m a Muslim, I Won’t Eat Pork

by shahid on October 17, 2006


With apologies to Sting for what I’ve done to the wonderful “Englishman in New York”, here’s my irreverent version:

I don’t take whisky I take Pepsi dear
I like my women when they hide
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I’m a Muslim, I won’t eat pork

See me flying down fifth avenue
A boxcutter by my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I’m a Muslim, I won’t eat pork

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Immortal Technique

by shahid on October 15, 2006

Hat tip ;-) to the Antagonist

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Pimp My Links!

by shahid on October 13, 2006

A little something for the weekend?

Antagonist thrusts Cocker at Suspect Paki and Makes Him Happy!

A real journalist shows the hypocrites in Labour a mirror

A paki who writes better than me, unveils Straw and leaves him naked

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650,000 DEAD IRAQIS

by shahid on October 11, 2006



How could we allow this to happen?

Not just the deaths of all those Iraqis - death happens everywhere - all the time - in every part of the word.

I mean - the death of our freedom, the death of our will, the death of our conscience?

The first thing the Americans learned to do to stop accurate body counts getting out wasto start eliminating doctors, journalists, clerics, intellectuals - anyone who could corroborate the figures of the murdered.

Proscribed murder on a genocidal scale, followed by satan-worshipping fascists like Michelle Malkin and the entire staff of Fox News. Freedom? Only when served on a mortuary slab. Cold. American Deli style. And when you burn in hell Malkin, you and your hating and hateful cohorts, you will beg for forgiveness and will receive only eternal punishment as your answer. For you and your ilk are an affront to freedom, to liberty, to justice, to humanity. You stand for all that is wrong with society today and you defend it and venerate it and worship it. The Cult of the Diseased Mind.

We should have known when even the embedded propaganda reporters pulled out. Those remember, are the reporters approved by the killing machine of AmeriKKKa.

When Fallujah happened…

We knew it before they went in…we knew…we knew we’d be lied to - remember what the first casualty of war is. Remember. It died along with the 650,000 Iraqis dead thanks to the lies of Bush and Blair. It died. It died. And everybody slept - few wept.

And people around the world, especially the western world, will happily eat their dinners tonight, oblivious, silent, compliant, not even fully aware that they’re alive, but satisfied that Muslims are dead. Yes. White people happy at the death of brown people. Don’t act surprised. Don’t look shocked. It’s been the way for centuries.

White people are happy when brown people die. Because they believe it makes them safer. Hell, some brown and black people are happy when brown people die. And when the biggest terrorist plot of recent times is buried, because it’s by the BNP, because it’s by white people - and yet brown people are arrested for not having a passport or a ticket for a plot that never existed and the key is thrown away, why should anyone be surprised? I mean, those fascists weren’t even charged under the Prevention of Terrorism Act! Why not?

Isn’t it funny that real fascists get away with such heinous disregard for life, whilst lending its name to a religion that has been so brazenly defiled and denigrated by so many white people? Is it a coincidence that Ratzinger, Bush, Blair, Olmert, Sharon, Howard and that Canadian bitch Harper are white? It’s alright for them to attack Islam and rename it “Islamofascism”. But they can’t bring themselves to call a spade a spade. Fascists are OK. That’s because they are fascists. They just don’t look in the mirror, that’s all.

White man speak with forked tongue! The Indians got fucked. (Red and Brown). By white people. The Aborigines got fucked. By guess who? The Africans got fucked. By guess who? The Chinese got fucked in the Opium wars. By guess who? The Vietnamese got fucked. By guess who? The Central Americans got fucked……but I digress….it’s about class, not race….it’s just that there’s a lot more rich and powerful white people than the other lot….you know…the savages that it’s OK to wipe out…

I feel as if I too have been infected by the hypocrisy, that it weeps from my pores and I can never wash it off no matter how much I protest I am not like them..I am an honorary white man. And I have to live with the fact that my taxes went on arms that killed children.

Because I am them
I cannot deny it

Fuck
fuck fuck
FUCK!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I despair of humanity and of my own…

I just don’t get it…

When I was busy earning a coin at the behest of the machine

When I was watching England play football (shit shit shit)

When I was eating my fucking sandwiches from Pret

How could I not hear the cries of all the bereaved?

How did that grief not travel?

How?

HOW???

And what of Bush? The dirty, lying bastard. The truthkiller. The evil skull&bonesing, bohemiangroving, bilderberging bitch. What did you expect him to say?

“I don’t consider it a credible report,” Mr Bush told a White House press conference in response to a study published in the medical journal The Lancet. “Neither does General Casey, neither do Iraqi officials,” he added, referring to George Casey, the top US general in Iraq.

And what - we are to believe Bush and his generals are more credible than The Lancet? Would that be because Bush has never lied perhaps? Him and his bitch Bliar? “Bush and Blair: The Truthful Ones”?!?!? Are we really so soul-dead? Who flushed our morality, our humanity, our discernment down the fucking toilet and why did we let them?

You know, when news like this comes out, you expect it to be obliterated by a minor distraction. A couple of people die in Manhattan and it’s all over the Zionaxis Media of the world and the fact that 650,000 people have been killed as a result of American (let’s not forget their bitches, Britain and Australia) aggression against defenceless Iraq is totally forgotten. It’s as if Winston from 1984, working at Minitrue, has already wiped it off the pages of history. That’s the Internet for you. Print fades after decades. The web can fade in seconds.

Don’t take your eye off the ball. Fuck unholy Manhattan. Seriously. Fuck Manhattan. Look at Iraq. Look at Palestine. Look at Sudan. Look at Uzbekistan. Look at Chechnya. Look at Afghanistan. Look at Kashmir. Look at Tibet. Look at Rwanda. Look at Uganda. Fuck Manhattan - get your priorities straight humanity.

Don’t take your eye of the ball. Oh no, it’s too late. You’ve had your high-carb, high-fat meal in front of the telly, you’ve got work tomorrow and the 650,000 your fat ass paid to have killed is a dim and distant memory. Sometimes, when I think about embracing humanity, I wonder where I will find it. Sometimes, I look inside, and I can’t even see it there, only emptiness. And there’s only so much emptiness, a hollow man can take.

“We don’t do body counts,” said General Tommy Franks of US Central Command.

Thankfully, there are white people with a conscience. Not all white people are bad. Not all brown people are good. What, you think the House of Saud has its hands clean? Money. Power. Corruption.

It doesn’t change the facts - it’s been about the white oppressor for centuries. That is not emotion, it is just fact. Oppressors and tyrants are evil for sure, but Bush and his ilk are on a completely different level. They have raped the truth and told the world that the truth was wearing high heels and a miniskirt and just begging for it.

I want to see your heads on spikes and spat upon by humanity for your lies, your evil and your torment. Your unworthy heads on spikes, spat upon by the families of the 650,000. Spat upon by humanity. Denigrated oon YouTube forever for your callous indifference.

How did we let this happen?

And what can we do to stop it getting worse? What can be done? What will we actually do?

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Taking the Veil

by shahid on October 8, 2006


Straw dons the veil

I would feel a lot more comfortable if Jack Straw were to take off his tie. I find it altogether too divisive, Anglo-Saxon and with its undertones of imperialist, colonialist superiority - intimidating and divisive. Moreover, I think he should remove his glasses. I find the reflections make it hard to maintain eye contact and are therefore a barrier to effective communication. In fact, if he were to don the niqab (see picture), I would feel a lot more comfortable talking “face-to-face” with him.
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Like Scarface: Hate Cheney?

by shahid on October 4, 2006

Then you’ll love this!

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Life at 40

by shahid on October 1, 2006



I finally started the Arabic course that I’d always promised myself I’d take. Guess that makes me a bona fide terrorist then. It was interesting that not a single Asian was there. I did notice a short guy called Jason from Washington who found it difficult to meet my gaze and looked like he had been sent by the CIA. I was amazed at how many white people wanted to learn Arabic - and how few brown people - I was the only paki there. There was a Moroccan, who already knew Arabic, but not how to read and write. I still haven’t got around to doing my first week’s homework, there just isn’t the time.
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